Some things you just don't talk about

"I held my left

boob towards her. I squeezed out some milk, and wiped it around my nipple.

Within seconds, her long, pink tongue was gently licking my skin.
It tickled at first, but then, as she started suckling away."

I never ever ever want to see this woman breastfeed in public. And if I do, you are damned right I am going to a store manager, the police, calling mental health services, and snapping pictures to post on Babycenter.com