Can Christmas Be Here Yet?

By the time it's done, I'm going to drink my own piss. <--- Total Bear Grylls reference for the ill informed. My loving Bowser is dying for his new survival knife and I'm kicking myself for not buying it at $38 on Amazon. For some reason I assumed it would go lower? Now if it hits $40 again, I'm jumping.

Shoot me. Shoot me now.

Then (Thanksgiving night 2010)


Now (Thanksgiving night 2011)

I'm a horrible blogger.

I really really am. In my defense, life has been really really busy, even if I am stuck on bed rest. 6 more weeks...

Awesome Sayings

A few friends of mine find awesome things on the internet all the time. Todays jems made me feel all warm and fuzzy. I needed them.

*It looks like you need a hug.... Around the neck.... With a rope.*

*Instead of killing people with kindness, I think I'm just going to kill them*