It's officially 5:14 as I started writing this, but it was 4:30 when I woke up and had to pee so bad that falling back asleep wasn't going to happen.
So I peed on a stick.
Or more accurately, I peed in a cup, used a little plastic thing to suck up the pee, and then dropped four drops on the stick. Fascinating stuff, isn't it? It might be promising. Who knows. I was worried last night when I realized that I had some very light spotting. Literally, it was the color of a PINK crayon. And I only found it because I was checking cervical fluid (Again, fascinating stuff)