Thursday, January 27, 2011

I.... Yeah. Totally Magical.

My throat hurts. I caught strep by thinking about it. Well I did! Nothing you say will prove otherwise. I'm magical and can think things into existence. *Will win a million dollars. Will win a million dollars*

Our neighbors daughter came down with Strep on Monday. On Tuesday Alice came home and said her teacher had strep. Today, I woke up with a raging sore throat.

Coincidence? I think not.

Don't be jealous that I'm magical and you are not. Oh, stop trying to be all reasonable and say I caught the germs Alice brought home, either from her friend or teacher. I'm not falling for that. I am a magical being.

Now, *I will win a BILLION dollars. I will win a BILLION dollars...*

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