Oh Where Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone

Do any of you have a dog that follows you EVERYWHERE? I'm constantly stepping on her too. I'm all "Ziva! Stop getting under my feet" and she looks up at me with her puppy dog eyes that say "But MOOOOOOM! I lubs you and want to go everywhere you do!" I could literally walk in circles and this dog would follow me, with a smile on her face and her tail wagging. (As I'm writing this, she's in her dog bed beside me, cleaning her nether regions.)

I swear to God, that as much as I step on her due to all of this, Thumbelina is going to come home and wonder where Ziva is. Alice is going to point to me and say "Fatass over there killed her with her big feet".