I didn't get a birthday cake last year. All I wanted was a TCBY white chocolate mousse ice cream cake. You see, only TCBY knows how to make an ice cream cake. You have your two layers of cake (Chocolate in my case), and instead of icing, you put frozen yogurt (White Chocolate Mousse, as we discussed). Matt didn't get one. I was sad. He promised this year to do it.
Apparently, TCBY started smoking crack. At that same time, they stopped making the larger cakes, now only offering the 9" round, for $38.00. Who in their right mind would spend that on cake? No matter how good? So, I said no. I may love to spend money, but that was insane.
Sadly, it meant I wasn't getting a cake this year. Until I walked into the evil Walmart. There, in the deli department, was a yummy looking oreo cake. Originally $8, but because the cherry had fallen, it was marked down to $4.50.
I got my birthday cake damn it!