"Well, Thumbelina, I Can pull over and you can pee on the grass right there"
"Mommy! Everyone will see me! Can't I climb the tree and pee in the tree?"
"That sounds great in theory Thumbelina dear, but then everyone would see the pee coming down, look up and say "URINATREEAPEEIN!"
We have interesting conversations on the way home. But on to the point of this journal. Let's talk about trolls. Specifically ones that target me. I don't know who you are, troll of the grandma board, but you sure as hell aren't my mom. If you were, you would made things sound a lot worse. I mean, hell, to really drive home what a slut I am, you should have mentioned that I have two kids, BY TWO DIFFERENT FATHERS, and then am married to a 3rd man who is not blood related to either! Because if that doesn't scream slutty whore, what does?
I honestly couldn't figure out what you were trying to do. You kept going back and forth between making me look like the worlds biggest tool of a mama, to making my "mom" look like an all out fruit loop. Trust me, she doesn't need your help. She does that all by herself. So that leaves me to think you were doing it for two other reasons.
- Make me out myself on BBC with my new screen name. WTF dude, I didn't think it was really all that much of a mystery.
- Make me look bad to other people, either by making me look like a tool, or by making people think it was me trolling for fun.
- My mother wouldn't be able to watch Thumbelina on the playground. I'm there. I would see her.
- It's not my husbands who's a controlling jerk, that's me! ;)
- The second restraining order that was taken out was not by my sister, it was by my BIL, on our mothers husband.
- In NC, it's not called CPS. It's DSS. If that was really my mother, she has enough experience with them, she would call it that.
First, she would be scared
Then she would beat me up
Finally, after beating me up, she would eat tacos