Blue Balls and Mathbaters

Alice was picked to be the captain of the 2nd grade math debate team for the state competition tomorrow. The name of the math debaters? Mathbaters. Please try and say that 3 times fast? Of course, we are keeping our laughs and smirks to ourselves. She is really happy and proud of herself. We are too.

Then, Thumbelina pulls out something she made in school for Valentines Day. It was kind of like a Mad Libs kind of thing. Remember those? Where you would have " _________ went to the store and bought _________, while wearing __________" Usually it would wind up hilarious when people are being naughty. Maybe I rubbed off on Thumbelina in utero?

Love is Red, Balls are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you!