Today at school, Alice learned a very important lesson. Not from the teacher, but another 3rd grade girl. Those black jelly bracelets that Alice wears to school each day? The ones that Thumbelina bought her for her birthday? Well, they are sex bracelets! And don't you know, if a boy breaks one, you have to have sex with him.
Are you shocked? Or have you fallen off your chair laughing? When she first told me, all I felt was white hot anger at the fact a 3rd grader would even have information like that to share. Alice quickly asked where she had heard that, and the girl told her "on the internet"
Am I like the only person that monitors their childs internet usage?