Internet Code Names

Matt has decided that he wants his own special internet name like the girls. OK... How about Mr. Peaches? That's what the girls on my old board called him and I loved it. Apparently, this isn't manly enough for him. Mr. Sexy Peaches? No? Too much peach? Really? Sigh... If I can't come up with something manly, he's getting called Mr. Peaches, and damn it, he's liking it!