Thursday, January 14, 2010

Dear Uterus:

I don't understand you. And today, we paid $626.40 and neither does my doctor. What she does understand is that you are showing signs of Endometrial cancer. Which I refuse to google on account that it might cause me to fall into a severe depression only to come out on the other end to just find out that my body likes playing games with me.

But here's the thing. When you are already acting wonky, and have been for some time, in ways that cause my doctor to mention words such as cancer and infertility, it's not helping the matter. Not one bit.

So, we are trying to regulate my hormones and start shedding this thick lining with these pills. So, I have to ask that you please cooperate with this experiment. Please.

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