Kidisms, saved from Babycenter

"Thumbelina, wash your hands, it's time for dinner!" "I'm not eating mommy!" "We have mashed potatoes" "Well, I'm eating that!"

"Thumbelina, wash your hands, it's time for dinner!" "I'm not eating mommy!" "We have mashed potatoes" "Well, I'm eating that!" save nevermind

I'm not very naughty. Just a little bit naughty. - Alice, age 6, in response to Santa doesn't bring toys to naughty kids.

I'm not very naughty. Just a little bit naughty. - Alice, age 6, in response to Santa doesn't bring toys to naughty kids. save nevermind

"Oh Pickles" Thumbelina, age 3 whenever we say no to something

"Oh Pickles" Thumbelina, age 3 whenever we say no to something save nevermind

Thumbelina has picked up the phrase from the OVU commercial and screams it everywhere: "MAKE THE MONEY!!!"

Thumbelina has picked up the phrase from the OVU commercial and screams it everywhere: "MAKE THE MONEY!!!" save nevermind

Thumbelina, age 3: "Mommy, do you know how to use da carwash?" "Yes, Thumbelina, Why?" (Confused) "Mommy, you car is berry dirty." All this while driving down the road. Yay.

Thumbelina, age 3: "Mommy, do you know how to use da carwash?" "Yes, Thumbelina, Why?" (Confused) "Mommy, you car is berry dirty." All this while driving down the road. Yay. save nevermind

My 2yr old was at the sitters while her dad and I were at work when a huge storm came up. She started crying and when the sitter asked what was wrong? "da big storm gonna wash way my mommy an daddy an I never see dem again!"

My 2yr old was at the sitters while her dad and I were at work when a huge storm came up. She started crying and when the sitter asked what was wrong? "da big storm gonna wash way my mommy an daddy an I never see dem again!" save nevermind

My 5yr old threw up her fourth of July hotdog in mid bite and started crying. When we asked what was wrong, she screamed "It Looks like PENIS!" Is it wrong to burst out laughing when your child just threw up?