At some point, you have to say "WTF?"

I was reading an article on Yahoo, about kitchen gadgets that are just stupid, and a link led me here, and to this disgusting egg separator.

Apparently, you crack the eggs into Peter Petries head, and the white separates from the yolk. How does it do this you ask? Well, keep scrolling.



Yep. You guessed it. Apparently, Peter "sneezes" it out, just in time for cold and flu season.



Oh, that wasn't close enough to give you a good visual? Here you go!



Yummy. Eggs. Who's hungry? No one? Really? Well why not? I think I'll stick to my grandmothers way of separating the yolk.