Though, whenever I say this, Matt rolls his eyes and tells me that I was not poisoned, I am just sick with a stomach virus. Which of course just happens to be overlapping my sinus infection. If there ever was a cure for coughing, being afraid to poop yourself is a really really good one. Oh, sorry, was that TMI? Don't worry. I haven't done it. Yet.
I just want to feel better. Moaning in pain is so not a good look for me.