Chloe has a new jacket. It's not a huge puffy jacket, but she's used to her "sweater" jackets. And she hates any and all things puffy... But, she likes this one. Apparently though, this morning, she decided it makes her look like a fat Eskimo.
Do not ever google Fat Eskimo in front of your kid. No matter if you want to prove she doesn't look like a fat Eskimo. Otherwise, they are going to wind up with an anatomy lesson that you are not ready to give. As the first of google images came up, there was a girl, naked, on all fours, with her glory showing to the world and smiling at the camera. WTF? I thought I was going to get that picture of that sweet chubby Eskimo man, and instead got Vagina?!?!?!
But here is my baby, not an Eskimo: