Target, you freaking morons

Really? That is your commercial targeting CHILDREN for the 2009 season? Who is doing your advertising, Ebeneezer Scrooge?

And no, don't tell me that you are trying to appeal to a broader market with this. You are going after children, who DO believe in Santa. And trying to brainwash them into thinking Santa's toys are crappy, so they need their parents to run to Target to buy the cool toys.

Well, guess what Target? You're toy selection sucks. And you don't have the cool toys.